Michael J. Swart

January 17, 2012

Clearing out the closet…

Filed under: Data Cartoons,Tongue In Cheek — Michael J. Swart @ 2:31 pm

Hey fellow SQL bloggers,

Have you ever written an amazing blog post that just didn’t pan out because when you reread what you wrote, you found out it was crap? That happens to me sometimes and it’s frustrating. Here are some illustrations that I’ve created in the past that just never made the cut. So I’ll just leave these here.

Clean Your Data


Just slightly hipper than SQLPeople.net

Love Your Data

Inspired by Karen Lopez’s favourite quote (Maybe this should have gone before the first picture).

Brent Ozar PLF

I admit it, I’m a Brent OPLF fanboy. And once upon a time, Jeremiah Peschka’s and his beard reminded me of Yukon Cornelius:




  1. HAHAHA, well done, sir!

    Comment by Brent Ozar — January 17, 2012 @ 7:37 pm

  2. Dude, I *love* the PLF one. And wouldn’t you know it, we almost called it SQLHomies?

    Comment by Matt Velic — January 17, 2012 @ 7:42 pm

  3. Hehehehee

    Comment by Kendra Little — January 19, 2012 @ 9:12 pm

  4. This is fantastic! That’s exactly how I imagined my beard looked.

    Comment by Jeremiah Peschka — January 19, 2012 @ 9:14 pm

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